December 2009
2 posts
New Years: An Educational History
So, here I am, just chilling out on New Years Eve, and it hits me, in the same way a semi hits a large heavy object and begins to explode in slow motion in a Michael Bay movie. In other words, it hits in the worst possible way ever. Anyway, the aforementioned “it” is the fact that no one really knows the history behind New Years.
I bet even you don’t know. So allow me,...
Mario Kart: Everything I want in a game
Because I want high blood pressure, immense stress, and inexplicable urges to kill myself and everything else breathing.
Fuck Mario Kart. With a rake. You know how bad life sucks? Yeah? Mario Kart is worse.
If life was like Mario Kart, there would be no survivors.
You’re taking an exam. Doing great so far, you know all the answers like that. Last question. You put the pencil to the...